次和啃軒先生文化意淫

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<p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.45pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font face="宋体"><strong><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">次和啃軒先生文化意淫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">十二月十七日</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></strong></font></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>信史由他信筆塗，賊鄰空自倚圭窬。</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>幾番囈語終成幻，萬里長江不可圖。</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>孔聖依然中土籍，西施還是我邦姝。</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>謊言欺世唯貽笑：如此臉皮天下無。</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.45pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><strong>&nbsp;<p></p></strong></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.45pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><strong><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">附：</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">文化意淫</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">并序<span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">何崝</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">十二月十</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">六</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">日</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></strong></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 19.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 9.95pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><font face="宋体"><strong>近某國學者撰文謂孔子、李時珍、西施為彼國人，漢字為彼國之發明，覽之不覺失笑。因念及吾</strong></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><font face="宋体"><strong>國之端午節，彼國已舉以申遺矣，彼國學者所繪古代輿圖，其疆界竟達吾國長江之濱矣。雖知其</strong></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><font face="宋体"><strong>心之狂悖，但以為癡人說夢而已。其力孱，其土狹，固不足為吾國害，而其行則如羸夫之見東家</strong></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><font face="宋体"><strong>處子，力不足施暴，但意淫而已。漫為此詩，以備東亞之一景云。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font size="5"><font face="宋体"><strong><span lang="ZH-TW">信史班班信手塗，中華瑰寶暗窺窬。</span></strong></font></font></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font size="5"><font face="宋体"><strong><span lang="ZH-TW">遺珍已報端陽節，大纛長飄太極圖。</span></strong></font></font></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font size="5"><font face="宋体"><strong><span lang="ZH-TW">東璧（<span style="text-combine: lines; mso-text-combine-id: -1131759360;">李時珍字東璧）</span>竟登他國籍，西施忽作異邦姝。</span></strong></font></font></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><font size="5"><font face="宋体"><strong><span lang="ZH-TW">龜書孔聖同浮海，若彼意淫斯世無。</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span></strong></font></font></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.45pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><strong>&nbsp;<p></p></strong></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.45pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><strong><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">附：</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">讀何崝兄《文化意淫》詩同慨</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font size="5">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">向</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">喜英</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">十二月十</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">六</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">日</span></font></strong></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>國史塵汙偽筆塗，旁窺竊賊屢穿窬。</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>已將瀛海歸池榭，又劃長江入版圖。</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>屈子魂飛成異鬼，舘娃名易作東姝。</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><font face="宋体" size="5"><strong>忽聞孔聖留洋去，自命『賢孫』知也無？</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 13.45pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><strong><font face="宋体"><font size="5"><span lang="ZH-TW"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">附：</span>讀向、何二兄唱和書慨</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span></font><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">熊盛元</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">十二月十</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">六</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">日</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></strong></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><strong><font face="宋体" size="5">尼山歎鳳腸空斷，越女顰眉夢未安。</font></strong></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 21pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="ZH-TW"><strong><font face="宋体" size="5">千尺狂波生舌底，居然國籍屬南韓。</font></strong></span></p>

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